Every year at Dragon Con we have a tradition of InstaFilk where we ask that our fans come and join in to create a filk from scratch in an hour. This year we had quite possibly the smoothest and quickest workshop, using “Drop of Nelson’s Blood”, an old sea shanty, as our tune to tell the story of some advice about all of the things that make Dragon Con a fabulous time for us!

Many, many thanks to Ian O’Donnell and Andrew McKee for their musical assistance!

We’ll All Survive the Con

A little advice wouldn’t do us any harm

A little advice wouldn’t do us any harm

A little advice wouldn’t do us any harm

 And we’ll all survive the Con

CHORUS 1:

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

And we’ll all survive the Con

A fresh pair of socks wouldn’t do us any harm

A fresh pair of socks wouldn’t do us any harm

A fresh pair of socks wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all survive the Con

CHORUS 2:

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

And we’ll all survive the Con

A shower a day wouldn’t do us any harm

A shower a day wouldn’t do us any harm

A shower a day wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all survive the Con

CHORUS 3:

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

And we’ll all survive the Con

A little rubber duck wouldn’t do us any harm

A little rubber duck wouldn’t do us any harm

A little rubber duck wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all survive the Con

CHORUS 4:

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

And we’ll all survive the Con

Some cosplay repair wouldn’t do us any harm

Some cosplay repair wouldn’t do us any harm

Some cosplay repair wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all survive the Con

CHORUS 5:

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

And we’ll all survive the Con

A new bag of dice wouldn’t do us any harm

A new bag of dice wouldn’t do us any harm

A new bag of dice wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all survive the Con

CHORUS 6:

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

And we’ll all survive the Con

Another Wonder Woman wouldn’t do us any harm

Another Wonder Woman wouldn’t do us any harm

Another Wonder Woman wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all survive the Con

CHORUS 7:

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

And we’ll all survive the Con

An all-night filk wouldn’t do us any harm

An all-night filk wouldn’t do us any harm

An all-night filk wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all survive the Con

CHORUS 8:

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

And we’ll all survive the Con

A fresh set of strings wouldn’t do us any harm

A fresh set of strings wouldn’t do us any harm

A fresh set of strings wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all survive the Con

CHORUS 9:

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

We’ll move the folks in the Marriott along

And we’ll all survive the Con

A few hours rest wouldn’t do us any harm

A few hours rest wouldn’t do us any harm

A few hours rest wouldn’t do us any harm

{slowly}

And we’ll all survive the Con

FIN